insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

regina-mills:

"Once upon a time, there was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we know…or think we know.”

Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.

10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.

50-99 followers = Tumblr User

100-349 followers = Blogger

350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.

501-799 followers =  Tumblr Expert.

800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.

5000+ followers =Tumblr famous. 

These are the legit numbers.

excitedcat:

best reaction I’ve ever seen.

excitedcat:

best reaction I’ve ever seen.

dj-baby-bokchoy:

this is fucked up

this fucked me up

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my-teen-quote:

shocking facts daily here
"The realest people don’t have a lot of friends."

Tupac (via nakedalaska)

Yah, well I must be pretty damn real…

(via wardellwarfare)
pain-from-the-inside:

on We Heart It.
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Reblog if you always follow back.

I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 13 and younger than 25.

5sos with their kids

  • luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?
  • luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
  • ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
  • ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
  • calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
  • luke's daughter: *blushes*
  • calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-
  • luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
  • michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
  • michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
  • calum: god michael ur such an asshole
  • ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole
  • ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
  • luke: stop screaming jesus christ
  • luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
  • michael's son: ur a loser lol
  • michael: that's my son right there
  • luke: oh jeez not again
  • calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo
  • calum: yeah but don't tell mom
  • calum's son: but you can't hide that
  • calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
  • luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
  • luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
  • all the kids: uncle calum
  • luke: *glares at calum*
  • michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
  • ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
  • calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job
  • calum: nice one *high fives son*
  • luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
  • luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-
  • ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need
  • "No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

    after-crisis:

    When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

    his donation was once his child’s allowance.

    I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.