Alex breaks a stool on stage
*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*
me as a parent
Special skills include: fucking up all the time
In case you’re having a bad day, here are some animals being idiots.
what are even animals
Milk in cookie cup.
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
Pole dancing, it truly is an art when done right….it also defies gravity
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.